If Dr. Seuss's kid needed an IEP

I do not like these IEPs
I do not like them, Jeeze Louise!
You test, you check, we plan, we meet,
But nothing ever seems complete.

Would you, could you like the form?
I would not could not like the form.

I do not like the form I see,
Not page 1, not 2 not 3
another change, a brand new box,
I think we all have lost our blocks.

Could we all meet here or there?
We could not all fit any where.
Not in a room, not in a hall,
there seems to be no space at all.

Could you, would you meet again?
I could not would not be there then.
I cannot meet again next week.
No Lunch, no brunch,
Please hear me speak.

No, not at dusk. No, not at dawn.
At 4 P.M., I will be gone.
Could you would you all speak out?
Could you write the words they spout?
I could not hear, I would not write,
This would not should not be a fight.

Sign here, date there, mark this, check that,
Beware the students ad-vo-cat(e)
You do not like them, so you say
Try again
And you may

Would you could you let me be,
I will try again, you see
Say! I almost like these IEPs
I think I'll write 6,003
And I will write them day and night
until they say
You got it right