Some days call for playing country songs backwards!

You get your house back
You get your dog back
You get your best friend Jack back
You get your truck back
You get your hair back
You get your first and second wives back
Your front porch swing
Your pretty little thing
Your bling bling bling
And a diamond ring
You get your farm and a barn and the boat and the harley
First night in jail with Charlie
You get your mind back
Your nerves back
Your first heart attack back
You get your pride back
You get your life back
You get your first real love back
You get your big screen tv, a dvd, and a washing machine
You get the pond, the lawn
The bail and the mower
You get to go back where you don't know her!

Scattered? Absurd? Just play a country song backwards!